LIAM
Liam woke bored and said,
“A wakeboard might make me dead.”
“But I won’t be bored on a wakeboard!”
“And now I’m bored out of my head!”
So he bought a wakeboard and boarded
Until his legs were contorted!
And then he said, “Wow!”
“I’m boredless and how!”
“If I just stay alive I’m rewarded.”