A crabby cabbie
From Old Toongabbie
Took me for a ride.
He was weird and flabby,
Drove strange and madly,
I thought that I had died!
“To the school!” I cried
To his brain, quite fried
On cigaretts and beer.
“To Metella School,”
“You crazy fool,”
“My map says it is near!”
But sad to say,
At the end of the day,
The school was never found.
That crabby cabbie
From Old Toongabbie,
He really let me down.
Poems & Stories
- 2 Twins 4 Me
- A Brother Too Many
- A Family is a Family
- A Poem for Mrs. Blohm
- A Poem of her Own
- A STORY FROM CORRIE
- A.J’s Chocolate
- Alexander
- Alice’s Swing
- Alligators
- Alligators
- Almost Everything
- Alycia’s IVs
- Amber’s Room
- Amy
- Amy Birley Merely
- Ann drew Andrew
- Arie’s Hair
- Ariel Herman
- Armadillo
- Arnetta
- Autographs
- Babe
- Baden, Ontario, Canada
- Bailey
- BC
- Blackflies
- Bladen
- Book Brain
- Bother Brother
- Breanne
- Bronwen
- Brothers
- Caleb
- Calvin
- Camp
- Catherine’s Snow Cone
- Charlotte
- Chelsea
- Chinchilla
- Chocolate Cow
- Chubby
- Chula Vista
- Claire
- Cloned
- Collections
- Come to My Birthday
- Cool
- Corey Story Poem
- Cotopaxi
- Crackers
- Crystal Nichol Creasy
- Declan
- Derwin
- Dinner
- Dinner
- Diplets
- Dummy B
- Ekota
- Emily Zink
- Emma’s Drink
- English
- Eric
- Erica Banerica
- Fishkill
- Garglefish
- Gecko
- Gracie The Horse
- Grade 2 is Good for You
- Grade 2/3, Smithers, BC
- Graduation
- GREELEY
- Gronlid
- Gum
- Gumly Gumly
- Gym
- Hayden’s Cat
- Heather
- Hebb
- Helicopters
- Hello
- Hiccups!
- Hilly and Heze
- Holly’s Eyes
- Homework
- In Dent
- Isabella
- Jamie
- Jasmine’s Walk
- Jayna’s Shadow
- Jenna
- Jenna Powers
- Jennifer’s Travels
- Jenny
- Karen Klassen
- Kennan
- Kodiak Bear
- Kub Car
- Laura’s Baby Doll
- Lesley MacKay
- Library
- Lindsay
- Lizard Tails
- Lizards
- Lliam
- Logan’s Tooth
- Lucy
- Lulu
- Madison’s Flower
- Malolepszy
- Margie Poems
- Maringo
- McCracken
- Megan and Drake
- Megan Mustard
- Michelle Henderson
- Miffles
- Miramichi
- Mississippi
- Monique
- Montreal Stories
- Moose
- Mountain Dew
- Mounties
- Moving
- Ms. Tagliabracci
- My Monkey
- My Name
- My Sister Emmy
- Names
- Naugatuck
- Neversink School
- Nice and Short
- Nicely School
- Nicoleta
- Norman
- Oil City
- Oregon
- Parachute
- Parker
- Parrish
- Paul Kropp
- Penguins
- Penny
- Perham
- Picked
- Pig Pen
- Pink
- Pixie
- Poem for Katrina’s Teacher
- Rainbow
- Raisin
- Randy
- Reading
- Really
- Red
- Richard
- Sara’s Brother
- Sarah’s Pets
- Schenectady
- SHAELYN
- Snow
- Snowballs
- Speedway Indiana
- Spiders and Dogs
- Sturgis
- Temina’s Dolls
- Terry-Lynn
- That Creature
- The Regent Park Hill
- Three e-mails
- Threeness
- Ticky Tacky
- Tiffany’s Birthday
- Toby
- Too Many Brothers
- Toongabbie
- Travel
- Twenty Cats
- Twins
- Tyanna’s Prayer
- Tyya
- Unvisit
- USA
- Vacation
- VET
- Wakeboard!
- Walla Walla
- Wapello
- Wappingers Falls
- What a Payne!
- Winter
- Wise Wyse