Karen Klassen
Has a class in Clive.
And thinks she is
The classiest Klassen alive!
For a Klassen class in Clive
Beats that big city jive,
And also beats
A Klassen class
In Chigwell.
So in Lacombe
They will moan
For a Kalssen Class near home,
But the Kalssen will not roam
And the closest Kalssen class,
Alas,
Is Clive!
And in Stettler
They can’t get her
Though they fret
And try to net her
For a Kalssen Class
Would be such a good bet,
But the Kalssen
Will not roam
She just stays near her home
So the closest Kalssen class,
Alas,
Is Clive!
Poems & Stories
- 2 Twins 4 Me
- A Brother Too Many
- A Family is a Family
- A Poem for Mrs. Blohm
- A Poem of her Own
- A STORY FROM CORRIE
- A.J’s Chocolate
- Alexander
- Alice’s Swing
- Alligators
- Alligators
- Almost Everything
- Alycia’s IVs
- Amber’s Room
- Amy
- Amy Birley Merely
- Ann drew Andrew
- Arie’s Hair
- Ariel Herman
- Armadillo
- Arnetta
- Autographs
- Babe
- Baden, Ontario, Canada
- Bailey
- BC
- Blackflies
- Bladen
- Book Brain
- Bother Brother
- Breanne
- Bronwen
- Brothers
- Caleb
- Calvin
- Camp
- Catherine’s Snow Cone
- Charlotte
- Chelsea
- Chinchilla
- Chocolate Cow
- Chubby
- Chula Vista
- Claire
- Cloned
- Collections
- Come to My Birthday
- Cool
- Corey Story Poem
- Cotopaxi
- Crackers
- Crystal Nichol Creasy
- Declan
- Derwin
- Dinner
- Dinner
- Diplets
- Dummy B
- Ekota
- Emily Zink
- Emma’s Drink
- English
- Eric
- Erica Banerica
- Fishkill
- Garglefish
- Gecko
- Gracie The Horse
- Grade 2 is Good for You
- Grade 2/3, Smithers, BC
- Graduation
- GREELEY
- Gronlid
- Gum
- Gumly Gumly
- Gym
- Hayden’s Cat
- Heather
- Hebb
- Helicopters
- Hello
- Hiccups!
- Hilly and Heze
- Holly’s Eyes
- Homework
- In Dent
- Isabella
- Jamie
- Jasmine’s Walk
- Jayna’s Shadow
- Jenna
- Jenna Powers
- Jennifer’s Travels
- Jenny
- Karen Klassen
- Kennan
- Kodiak Bear
- Kub Car
- Laura’s Baby Doll
- Lesley MacKay
- Library
- Lindsay
- Lizard Tails
- Lizards
- Lliam
- Logan’s Tooth
- Lucy
- Lulu
- Madison’s Flower
- Malolepszy
- Margie Poems
- Maringo
- McCracken
- Megan and Drake
- Megan Mustard
- Michelle Henderson
- Miffles
- Miramichi
- Mississippi
- Monique
- Montreal Stories
- Moose
- Mountain Dew
- Mounties
- Moving
- Ms. Tagliabracci
- My Monkey
- My Name
- My Sister Emmy
- Names
- Naugatuck
- Neversink School
- Nice and Short
- Nicely School
- Nicoleta
- Norman
- Oil City
- Oregon
- Parachute
- Parker
- Parrish
- Paul Kropp
- Penguins
- Penny
- Perham
- Picked
- Pig Pen
- Pink
- Pixie
- Poem for Katrina’s Teacher
- Rainbow
- Raisin
- Randy
- Reading
- Really
- Red
- Richard
- Sara’s Brother
- Sarah’s Pets
- Schenectady
- SHAELYN
- Snow
- Snowballs
- Speedway Indiana
- Spiders and Dogs
- Sturgis
- Temina’s Dolls
- Terry-Lynn
- That Creature
- The Regent Park Hill
- Three e-mails
- Threeness
- Ticky Tacky
- Tiffany’s Birthday
- Toby
- Too Many Brothers
- Toongabbie
- Travel
- Twenty Cats
- Twins
- Tyanna’s Prayer
- Tyya
- Unvisit
- USA
- Vacation
- VET
- Wakeboard!
- Walla Walla
- Wapello
- Wappingers Falls
- What a Payne!
- Winter
- Wise Wyse