I’d love to come for dinner
Because I’m getting thinner
Cause I don’t eat in winter.
But before I come,
Though you may find it dumb,
I have to tell you some
Of what I like to eat:
Like pickled pigs feet
And rotten shark meat.
But pickled people thumb
Is really the best one,
And if you don’t have it
I won’t come.
Poems & Stories
- 2 Twins 4 Me
- A Brother Too Many
- A Family is a Family
- A Poem for Mrs. Blohm
- A Poem of her Own
- A STORY FROM CORRIE
- A.J’s Chocolate
- Alexander
- Alice’s Swing
- Alligators
- Alligators
- Almost Everything
- Alycia’s IVs
- Amber’s Room
- Amy
- Amy Birley Merely
- Ann drew Andrew
- Arie’s Hair
- Ariel Herman
- Armadillo
- Arnetta
- Autographs
- Babe
- Baden, Ontario, Canada
- Bailey
- BC
- Blackflies
- Bladen
- Book Brain
- Bother Brother
- Breanne
- Bronwen
- Brothers
- Caleb
- Calvin
- Camp
- Catherine’s Snow Cone
- Charlotte
- Chelsea
- Chinchilla
- Chocolate Cow
- Chubby
- Chula Vista
- Claire
- Cloned
- Collections
- Come to My Birthday
- Cool
- Corey Story Poem
- Cotopaxi
- Crackers
- Crystal Nichol Creasy
- Declan
- Derwin
- Dinner
- Dinner
- Diplets
- Dummy B
- Ekota
- Emily Zink
- Emma’s Drink
- English
- Eric
- Erica Banerica
- Fishkill
- Garglefish
- Gecko
- Gracie The Horse
- Grade 2 is Good for You
- Grade 2/3, Smithers, BC
- Graduation
- GREELEY
- Gronlid
- Gum
- Gumly Gumly
- Gym
- Hayden’s Cat
- Heather
- Hebb
- Helicopters
- Hello
- Hiccups!
- Hilly and Heze
- Holly’s Eyes
- Homework
- In Dent
- Isabella
- Jamie
- Jasmine’s Walk
- Jayna’s Shadow
- Jenna
- Jenna Powers
- Jennifer’s Travels
- Jenny
- Karen Klassen
- Kennan
- Kodiak Bear
- Kub Car
- Laura’s Baby Doll
- Lesley MacKay
- Library
- Lindsay
- Lizard Tails
- Lizards
- Lliam
- Logan’s Tooth
- Lucy
- Lulu
- Madison’s Flower
- Malolepszy
- Margie Poems
- Maringo
- McCracken
- Megan and Drake
- Megan Mustard
- Michelle Henderson
- Miffles
- Miramichi
- Mississippi
- Monique
- Montreal Stories
- Moose
- Mountain Dew
- Mounties
- Moving
- Ms. Tagliabracci
- My Monkey
- My Name
- My Sister Emmy
- Names
- Naugatuck
- Neversink School
- Nice and Short
- Nicely School
- Nicoleta
- Norman
- Oil City
- Oregon
- Parachute
- Parker
- Parrish
- Paul Kropp
- Penguins
- Penny
- Perham
- Picked
- Pig Pen
- Pink
- Pixie
- Poem for Katrina’s Teacher
- Rainbow
- Raisin
- Randy
- Reading
- Really
- Red
- Richard
- Sara’s Brother
- Sarah’s Pets
- Schenectady
- SHAELYN
- Snow
- Snowballs
- Speedway Indiana
- Spiders and Dogs
- Sturgis
- Temina’s Dolls
- Terry-Lynn
- That Creature
- The Regent Park Hill
- Three e-mails
- Threeness
- Ticky Tacky
- Tiffany’s Birthday
- Toby
- Too Many Brothers
- Toongabbie
- Travel
- Twenty Cats
- Twins
- Tyanna’s Prayer
- Tyya
- Unvisit
- USA
- Vacation
- VET
- Wakeboard!
- Walla Walla
- Wapello
- Wappingers Falls
- What a Payne!
- Winter
- Wise Wyse