My lawyer is named Marion Hebb, and once she forgot to bill me for 2 years! I thought I was getting a great deal until she remembered that she was not doing her job for free. Then she sent me a great big bill. I sent this poem along with the check.
There once was a lawyer named Hebb
Who really hated to deb.
She’d sit on her bills
Until they were hills
And all of her clients were dead.
And then, oh what could she do,
With all of her lawyering through?
She’d sue all their heirs
For Bills and Repairs,
And for lots of interest too.