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An e-mail from Randy: Hi Bob i hate u. Here is my answer: Dear Randy, Thank you for your e-mail. I have improved it into a poem.

Hi Bob!
I hate you
Cause you are quite dumb.
You still wet your pants
And you still suck your thumb.
Your books are so silly
They kill me,
I hope that you’re soon dead
And that you’re a ghost.

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