I wrote Michelle and e-mail and included this poem. She complained about SPAM [JUNK MAIL]
Michelle Henderson’s
Day had just begun
When in came one
Yucky e-mail.
“Yuck!” and “Rats!”
Said she,
“Tell me, why does he”
“So very bother me”
“With his soft sale?”
“I will virus him”
“Fry his computer then”
“Delete this detail.”