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Mountain Dew

A girl named Megan likes Mountain Dew So:

Mountain Dew
Is Good For You
Cause
It has CAFFEINE
And SUGAR to
And
It makes you jumpy
When you are through
And
I talk, talk, talk;
It’s all I do:
Till

CRASH!

What will I do?
Do?
Dew!
It’s time for another
Mountain Dew!

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