Aaron’s Hair is infesting Lloydminster!
The principal has it.
The secretary has it.
The librarian has it.
And it escaped from this class.
I have said that you should never let things out of my books. Now look at Father Gorman Community School! It’s hopelessly infested with AARON’S HAIR. They will probably have to burn it down and build a new one.
Unless people start taking it home as a pet.