There's good news and bad news about class visits:

THE GOOD NEWS I do class Visits THE BETTER NEWS It's for free! THE EVEN BETTER NEWS I even pay my travel to anywhere in the world! THE BAD NEWS About 2,000 schools ask me each year THE WORSE NEWS You can't book me THE EVEN BADDER WORSE NEWS I just pick some places and visit THE REALLY BAD, EVEN WORSER, TERRIBLE, LOUSY NEWS It is just luck that I pick a place THE ALMOST FINAL GOOD NEWS Everybody else is in the same mess as you THE FINAL GOOD NEWS I answer school letters. Robert Munsch