Lindsay liked bugs
And spiders too.
Her mother didn’t
Know what to do!
She didn’t mind rats,
Or even slugs
But mom freaked out
When it came to bugs.
So Lindsay said,
“Don’t worry mum.
When I come home
No bugs will come;
No roaches or flies
To scare you dead.
Cause
I’m raising bedbugs
In my bed.”
Poems & Stories
- 2 Twins 4 Me
- A Brother Too Many
- A Family is a Family
- A Poem for Mrs. Blohm
- A Poem of her Own
- A STORY FROM CORRIE
- A.J’s Chocolate
- Alexander
- Alice’s Swing
- Alligators
- Alligators
- Almost Everything
- Alycia’s IVs
- Amber’s Room
- Amy
- Amy Birley Merely
- Ann drew Andrew
- Arie’s Hair
- Ariel Herman
- Armadillo
- Arnetta
- Autographs
- Babe
- Baden, Ontario, Canada
- Bailey
- BC
- Blackflies
- Bladen
- Book Brain
- Bother Brother
- Breanne
- Bronwen
- Brothers
- Caleb
- Calvin
- Camp
- Catherine’s Snow Cone
- Charlotte
- Chelsea
- Chinchilla
- Chocolate Cow
- Chubby
- Chula Vista
- Claire
- Cloned
- Collections
- Come to My Birthday
- Cool
- Corey Story Poem
- Cotopaxi
- Crackers
- Crystal Nichol Creasy
- Declan
- Derwin
- Dinner
- Dinner
- Diplets
- Dummy B
- Ekota
- Emily Zink
- Emma’s Drink
- English
- Eric
- Erica Banerica
- Fishkill
- Garglefish
- Gecko
- Gracie The Horse
- Grade 2 is Good for You
- Grade 2/3, Smithers, BC
- Graduation
- GREELEY
- Gronlid
- Gum
- Gumly Gumly
- Gym
- Hayden’s Cat
- Heather
- Hebb
- Helicopters
- Hello
- Hiccups!
- Hilly and Heze
- Holly’s Eyes
- Homework
- In Dent
- Isabella
- Jamie
- Jasmine’s Walk
- Jayna’s Shadow
- Jenna
- Jenna Powers
- Jennifer’s Travels
- Jenny
- Karen Klassen
- Kennan
- Kodiak Bear
- Kub Car
- Laura’s Baby Doll
- Lesley MacKay
- Library
- Lindsay
- Lizard Tails
- Lizards
- Lliam
- Logan’s Tooth
- Lucy
- Lulu
- Madison’s Flower
- Malolepszy
- Margie Poems
- Maringo
- McCracken
- Megan and Drake
- Megan Mustard
- Michelle Henderson
- Miffles
- Miramichi
- Mississippi
- Monique
- Montreal Stories
- Moose
- Mountain Dew
- Mounties
- Moving
- Ms. Tagliabracci
- My Monkey
- My Name
- My Sister Emmy
- Names
- Naugatuck
- Neversink School
- Nice and Short
- Nicely School
- Nicoleta
- Norman
- Oil City
- Oregon
- Parachute
- Parker
- Parrish
- Paul Kropp
- Penguins
- Penny
- Perham
- Picked
- Pig Pen
- Pink
- Pixie
- Poem for Katrina’s Teacher
- Rainbow
- Raisin
- Randy
- Reading
- Really
- Red
- Richard
- Sara’s Brother
- Sarah’s Pets
- Schenectady
- SHAELYN
- Snow
- Snowballs
- Speedway Indiana
- Spiders and Dogs
- Sturgis
- Temina’s Dolls
- Terry-Lynn
- That Creature
- The Regent Park Hill
- Three e-mails
- Threeness
- Ticky Tacky
- Tiffany’s Birthday
- Toby
- Too Many Brothers
- Toongabbie
- Travel
- Twenty Cats
- Twins
- Tyanna’s Prayer
- Tyya
- Unvisit
- USA
- Vacation
- VET
- Wakeboard!
- Walla Walla
- Wapello
- Wappingers Falls
- What a Payne!
- Winter
- Wise Wyse