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Wakeboard!

From:Liam Hey! I am 14 years old and I used to read all of your books. I still like them. Some people say I am a little too old for them, but I don't care! Could you write a cool poem about me and post it on your site please? I would really appreciate it. I like to wakeboard and play hockey!

LIAM

Liam woke bored and said,
“A wakeboard might make me dead.”
“But I won’t be bored on a wakeboard!”
“And now I’m bored out of my head!”
So he bought a wakeboard and boarded
Until his legs were contorted!
And then he said, “Wow!”
“I’m boredless and how!”
“If I just stay alive I’m rewarded.”

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